I know a few women right now who are pregnant. It is such an exciting time for them. I think back to that time and smile. However, I also do remember the incredible things people said to me. At the time it took everything in my power to not either be offended, cry, yell or do all three. Now when I think about it, I think people were actually trying to either help or show interest, but it just came out the wrong way. With that said I came up with my “favorite” 10 things people said to me when I was pregnant.
- Are you afraid your cats are going to smother your baby in its sleep?
Well, I am now! In all honesty Ringo twice jumped into the crib at the same time Liam was in there and the one time he jumped right back out. The second time he curled up and went to sleep. I am probably going to get blasted for this, but I thought it was so cute I took a few pictures of it. I then removed Ringo from the crib. He never did it again.
- Wow, you are huge. I can’t believe you still have another 2 months to go.
Thanks for reminding me on how big and uncomfortable I am. Also I appreciate you pointing out that I still have another 60 days of this in which I will inevitably get larger and more uncomfortable.
8. You look awful! Are you ok?
No, no I am not ok. I have not been able to hold anything down for 5 months. I spend most of my time hanging over a toilet bowl. But thank you for confirming what I feared. I look as bad as I feel.
- Why are you going back to work? Surely you can afford to stay home?
Well, I am so glad you have an insight on my family’s finances and what we can afford. The truth is yes I need to go back and furthermore, I want to go back to work.
- It’s about time
I waited for almost five years after getting married to have a baby. For the first two years after I got married people were constantly asking me when we were going to have a baby. Every time I was sick or had a headache someone asked if I was pregnant. When I finally was pregnant I had one woman say to me, “It’s about time.”
- You know breastfeeding is better, right? No judgment.
Umm, that sounds like judgment to me. It always made people slightly uncomfortable when I told them I had postpartum depression after Liam, so with Ava it was suggested that I try to take some things off the table that gave me stress in my last pregnancy. Breastfeeding had been a huge issue for me. Still I had one person say to me, “Well you could at least try.”
- Did you plan it?
I was always taken aback by the number of people who were basically asking me, were we not being careful and are now having an unplanned pregnancy. I got this only once with Liam, but several people asked me when I was pregnant with Ava. I feel bad for the one person who had asked me, as they got me on a particularly raw day and I snapped back, “No it wasn’t planned, thank you for reminding me.” (Of course that wasn’t true, but I was tired of hearing it)
- Two babies under two. How are you going to manage it? What were you thinking?
Well for starters I was thinking people weren’t going to be so rude, but the truth is I wanted my kids close together. I didn’t want to get through the sleepless night, diapers, and whatnot and then start all over again. I figured we were already in the trenches let’s just plow through it. I am not going to lie it was really, really hard in the beginning, but I am so glad we did. Liam and Ava are very close.
- Enjoy your sleep now because when the baby comes you won’t be getting any?
Alright first of all who is sleeping at 9 months pregnant? Really?! Between the back aches, the impossibility to find a comfortable spot, and every ten minutes you feel like you have to pee, sleeping is not happening. Also, the idea that you can stock pile sleep so when the baby comes it will help you, blows my mind.
- How much weight did you gain? I only gained 15lbs. Did your doctor say you are ok? How are going to lose all the weight?
I mean, I am not sure which one to hit first. If asking a woman what her weight is not acceptable, why would you think its ok to do so when she is pregnant? Good for you and you 15lb weight gain. I hate you, but good for you. I plan to lose the weight on a strict diet of never sleeping or eating or what some would call being a parent. The truth is each time I had to work hard to lose the weight. It didn’t just fall off for me, but no pain no gain.
Good luck mommas. Don’t let it get to you and if you can laugh it off.